The day the Chickens died

Well, it has been about 2 and a half months since getting my chickens. They have yet to lay any eggs. I have spent about 200 dollars on all the stuff to make those f'in chickens comfortable and to keep them safe. Yet they still decide to not lay any eggs. I think the dog has had his fun with them and they have not enjoyed the reindeer games he has been playing. So at the end of the month it will be to the chopping block and off with their heads. They have given no return for the effort they have received. The plan is to have a BBQ spit roast style with them. I guess I'm no good at being a chicken farmer. It was a quality experience that won't be repeated. So come one and all to the BBQ.